Georgia Is Your Friend
Nice balance of self-deprecation with self-reflection, with a healthy helping of the absurd.
www.alieandgeorgia.com
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Photo reblogged from Look At This Fucking Convict
Dude bro, check this shit out. So like, I was hanging out in downtown NB, just minding my own, right? when this fucking pig man, this fucking “officer of the law” stops me for no effing reason! I mean, what the hell kinda country are we livin in, bro? That’s what I want to know. I mean, how in the hell was I supposed to know that girl was under 16? Was I supposed to ask for an I.D. or something? So this fucking copper, right, he takes my low rider bicycle away, handcuffs me, and throws me in the back of his pig-mobile! Can you believe that shit? So anyway Mom, I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind bailing me out, man. The other inmates in here are threatening to rape me and it’s getting a little scary.
I totally forgot about this side-Tumblr I had a while ago, back when I had a desk job and lots of free time. Maybe I should start it back up again.
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totally forgot about...had a while ago, back when...free...
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